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Old 25-10-2010, 16:09   #1
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Default Fire

A London Fire
In a run-down part of East London a firefficeffice" />>>

destroyed a dilapidated four-storey house>>

that had been divided into four flats.*

A Nigerian family of six Internet con artists
>>

and full time benefit cheats lived on the first floor...>>

all six tragically perished in the fire.>>


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A group of seven Islamic welfare cheats,>>

all illegally in the country, lived on the second floor...>>

they too, all perished in the fire.>>


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Six Albanian, gang banger, ex-cons - all claiming>>

political asylum and living off the state for free,>>

occupied the 3rd floor...they too, died.>>


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But the middle aged British white couple who lived>>

on the top floor miraculously survived the fire.

The Equal Opportunities Commission,
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Amnesty International, Rights activists,>>

black community leaders and the>>

British Islamic Council were all furious>>

at the apparent racial inequality of the situation.>>


>>

Why was just the British white couple saved?>>

It was monstrous they claimed, and showed>>

that systemic 'racism' still existed in all areas>>

of public service - questions were raised in the>>

House of Commons, the popular media picked up>>

the story and within hours it was national and>>

indeed international news.>>


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Boris Johnson, Mayor of London, when questioned>>

stated calmly that it would be unwise to jump to>>

conclusions until the Police and Fire Service had>>

completed their report.>>

He closed by stating that he expected their initial>>

assessment to be available within the next 36 hours ???>>

so perhaps it would be best to let the experts gather>>

the evidence and report back before>>

he commented any further.

The baying Press pack subsequently reported the
>>

interview in such way as to intimate that the Mayor>>

was indifferent to suffering and was out of touch>>

with the feelings of the whole East London community!>>


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A large motorcade of representatives from all five groups,>>

together with the Home Secretary drove to the area,>>

having demanded a meeting with the local chief fire officer.
They made sure that a large pack of popular Press and TV
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had been briefed on the visit and so the motorcade was met>>

by a huge gaggle of journalists, TV interviewers and cameras.>>


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On camera, they loudly demanded to know why the Africans,>>

Black Muslims and Albanians all died in the fire and>>

only the white couple lived. >>



One bemused chief fire officer quietly replied ...>>


>>

"Because they were both out at work.">>
>>
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Old 25-10-2010, 18:09   #2
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thats ironic
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Old 25-10-2010, 23:56   #3
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Wasn't expecting that punchline....killer!! LMAO!
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