GOLF

briggie · 22-07-2010, 23:08

Nobby is 90 years old comes home looking downcast and tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight is so bad I can't see where the ball went." His wife says, "Why don't you take you old mate Norm with you"

"That's no good" sighs Nobby, "Norm's 103. He can't help." "He may be a 103", says Nobby's wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."

So the next day Nobby heads off with Norm. He tees up, takes a mighty swing and squints down the fairway. He turns to Norm and says, "Did you see the ball?"
"Of course I did. I have perfect eyesight".
"So, where did it go?" says Nobby.

Norm replied "I don't remember."

22-07-2010, 23:08	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	GOLF Nobby is 90 years old comes home looking downcast and tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight is so bad I can't see where the ball went." His wife says, "Why don't you take you old mate Norm with you" "That's no good" sighs Nobby, "Norm's 103. He can't help." "He may be a 103", says Nobby's wife, "but his eyesight is perfect." So the next day Nobby heads off with Norm. He tees up, takes a mighty swing and squints down the fairway. He turns to Norm and says, "Did you see the ball?" "Of course I did. I have perfect eyesight". "So, where did it go?" says Nobby. Norm replied "I don't remember."