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Old 08-06-2010, 20:03   #1
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A woman goes to the doctors, she opens her legs and a voice
says "C'mon England"
The doctor told her not to worry as there were a lot of fannies shouting that at the moment
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Old 08-06-2010, 20:33   #2
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when did Scotland qualify for the world cup finals last

was it 1990.???
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Old 08-06-2010, 20:34   #3
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when did Scotland qualify for the world cup finals last

was it 1990.???
1890 i think
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1314

Remember the history
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Old 08-06-2010, 20:40   #5
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apart from " tossing " im struggling to think of a sport the scots are good at actually
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ha ha
1314 Jun 24th - Battle of Bannockburn; Scotland regains independence from England
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Old 08-06-2010, 21:20   #7
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apart from " tossing " im struggling to think of a sport the scots are good at actually
As opposed to "Morris Dancing", "Tossing" sounds good to me
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