yet another briggie joke

[briggie]

The Sunday School teacher was speaking to her class
one Sunday morning and she asked the question, "When
you die and go to Heaven .... which part of your body
goes first?"

Suzie raised her hand and said,
"I think it's your hands."

"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie?"

Suzie replied, "...Because when you pray, you hold
your hands together in front of you and God just takes
your hands first!"

"What a wonderful answer!" the teacher said.

Tommy raised his hand and said,
"Teacher, I think it's your legs".

The teacher looked at him with the strangest look on
her face.
"Now, Tommy, why do you think it would be your legs?"

Tommy said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's
bedroom the other night, Mommy had her legs straight
up in the air and she was going, 'Oh God, I'm coming!'
"If Dad hadn't had her pinned down, we'd have lost her
for sure !"
I'll get my coat!

[stevecrm]

[patbhoy]

Pat and Mick go up in a helicopter,
Pat says to Mick, if the helicopter turns
upside down will we fall out
Mick says dont be daft Pat
We'd still be mates.

[briggie]

Originally Posted by patbhoy

Pat and Mick go up in a helicopter,
Pat says to Mick, if the helicopter turns
upside down will we fall out
Mick says dont be daft Pat
We'd still be mates.