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Old 23-10-2009, 22:58   #1
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Default My aspirations

When I was 14,


I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.


In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.

Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide.

So I decided I needed a girl with stability.


When I was 25,


I found a very stable girl, but she was boring.

She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.

Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.


When I was 28,


I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.

She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.

She did mad, impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.

She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.


So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.


When I turned 31,


I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her.

She was so ambitious, that she divorced me and took everything I owned.


I am older and wiser now and am looking for a girl with big tits.
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Old 23-10-2009, 23:42   #2
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wwwwoooooooohhhhhooooooooo


i got a girl with big tits

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Old 24-10-2009, 00:00   #3
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wwwwoooooooohhhhhooooooooo


i got a girl with big tits

paulp
Please forgive me, i never thought i'd be caretaking for Zippy656, but....


......PICS PICS PICS!!!!
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Old 24-10-2009, 00:29   #4
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wwwwoooooooohhhhhooooooooo


i got a girl with big tits

paulp
we know, and yes i took pics
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