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Old 11-10-2009, 20:18   #1
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A wedding occurred, just outside Cavan town in Ireland. To keep tradition going everybody got extremely drunk when all of the sudden the bride's and groom's families have a storming row and end up wrecking the reception room. Finally the police get called in to break up the fight.

Next week, all members appeared in court. The fight continues in the courtroom until the Judge finally brings calm by shouting "Silence in court!."

The court room goes silent and Paddy stands up and says, "Judge, I was the best man at the wedding and I can explain what happened."

The Judge agrees and Paddy takes the stand. Paddy begins by telling the judge that it is traditional in a Cavan wedding that the Best Man gets the 1st dance with the Bride.

The judge says "OK."

"After I had finished the 1st dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, then to the third song.. when all of a sudden the Groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the Bride an unmerciful kick in the crotch" says Paddy.

Shocked, the Judge instantly responded. "Ow.. that must have hurt!"

"HURT! replies Paddy... He broke three of me ******* fingers!"
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Old 12-10-2009, 12:41   #2
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Old 12-10-2009, 12:58   #3
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