Whacko Jacko

makeitfit · 26-06-2009, 18:54

All rumours of Michael Jackson dyingof a heart attack are unfounded!
He was seen in the childrens ward having a stroke though!

extreme-4x4 · 26-06-2009, 19:07

sicko

dino · 26-06-2009, 19:58

He was a great showman

and singer

R.I.P

dsgrnmcm · 26-06-2009, 20:16

After his death the US govermont released a press statment:

"On completion of the autopsy we will be melting Mr Jackson, and using the plastic to make small toys of him so kids can play with him for a change!"

dino · 26-06-2009, 20:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by dsgrnmcm

After his death the US government released a press statement:

"On completion of the autopsy we will be melting Mr Jackson, and using the plastic to make small toys of him so kids can play with him for a change!"

I thought you were going to say he was being made into a slide for a moment

26-06-2009, 20:29

No really it's a shame, i heard he'd just booked his summer holidays, him and Gary Glitter where going to Florida, they wanted to get away to Tampa with the kids.

makeitfit · 26-06-2009, 20:32

Na, after the autopsy, they'll be cremating him and then recycling him into plastic bags

That way he'll still be white and a danger to kids

Deleted account DD · 26-06-2009, 20:36

I think youre all being rotten as well as wrong.

Everyone knows his ashes are going to be put into an etch-a-sketch so the kids can still play with him.

dino · 26-06-2009, 20:37

There are conflicting reports coming in about the cause of Michael Jacksons death:

Sources in the hospital say it was the sunshine; onlookers say it was the moonlight; Sony have anounced it was the good times and the Jackson family blame it on the boogie......

Adz · 26-06-2009, 20:42

I thought "Bubbles" tripped him over whilst practicing the "Moon Walk"

makeitfit · 26-06-2009, 20:51

Coincidently he died on the same day as Farrah Fawcett

She used to do majors and he used to do minors

jimmy92 · 26-06-2009, 21:25

Mc donalds have released a burger in his honour called mc jacko, 50 yr old meat crammed into an 8 yr old bun.

jimmy92 · 26-06-2009, 21:26

Wats difference between jacko and alex ferguson? fergie will be playing giggs this yr.

extreme-4x4 · 26-06-2009, 21:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy92

Mc donalds have released a burger in his honour called mc jacko, 50 yr old meat crammed into an 8 yr old bun.

Thomas-the-Terrano2 · 26-06-2009, 21:34

urgent rspca annoucement.... wanted good home for abandoned monkey... very friendly
likes being cough played with by a white glove.

further reporters are struggling to confirm the news, they tried contacting his friends but they're
all still in school at the moment.

ah well one less freak. should have quit whilst had a shread of decency in early 80s.

26-06-2009, 18:54	#1
makeitfit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: on the beach WEST WALES Vehicle: Maverick TDi BLACK mmm Posts: 15,136	Whacko Jacko All rumours of Michael Jackson dyingof a heart attack are unfounded! He was seen in the childrens ward having a stroke though!

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dsgrnmcm Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Devon, Bideford Vehicle: T2 97 2.7tdi SWB Posts: 313	Placo jacko After his death the US govermont released a press statment: "On completion of the autopsy we will be melting Mr Jackson, and using the plastic to make small toys of him so kids can play with him for a change!"

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26-06-2009, 19:07	#2
extreme-4x4 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: WALES Posts: 6,295	sicko

26-06-2009, 19:58	#3
dino Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Wiltshire Vehicle: Ford maverick SWB 2.4 Posts: 345	He was a great showman and singer R.I.P

26-06-2009, 20:29	#6
jacarter Guest Posts: n/a	No really it's a shame, i heard he'd just booked his summer holidays, him and Gary Glitter where going to Florida, they wanted to get away to Tampa with the kids.

26-06-2009, 20:32	#7
makeitfit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: on the beach WEST WALES Vehicle: Maverick TDi BLACK mmm Posts: 15,136	Na, after the autopsy, they'll be cremating him and then recycling him into plastic bags That way he'll still be white and a danger to kids

26-06-2009, 20:36	#8
Deleted account DD Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 4,705	I think youre all being rotten as well as wrong. Everyone knows his ashes are going to be put into an etch-a-sketch so the kids can still play with him.

26-06-2009, 20:37	#9
dino Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Wiltshire Vehicle: Ford maverick SWB 2.4 Posts: 345	There are conflicting reports coming in about the cause of Michael Jacksons death: Sources in the hospital say it was the sunshine; onlookers say it was the moonlight; Sony have anounced it was the good times and the Jackson family blame it on the boogie......

26-06-2009, 20:42	#10
Adz Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Roaming Nomad Vehicle: 1995 SWB Terrano Posts: 5,370	I thought "Bubbles" tripped him over whilst practicing the "Moon Walk"

26-06-2009, 20:51	#11
makeitfit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: on the beach WEST WALES Vehicle: Maverick TDi BLACK mmm Posts: 15,136	Coincidently he died on the same day as Farrah Fawcett She used to do majors and he used to do minors

26-06-2009, 21:25	#12
jimmy92 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: midlands Vehicle: navara, bmw x5, vito van Posts: 211	Mc donalds have released a burger in his honour called mc jacko, 50 yr old meat crammed into an 8 yr old bun.

26-06-2009, 21:26	#13
jimmy92 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: midlands Vehicle: navara, bmw x5, vito van Posts: 211	Wats difference between jacko and alex ferguson? fergie will be playing giggs this yr.