24 psalm

dinky · 15-02-2009, 12:44

gordon brown is my shepherd, i shall not work.
he leadeth me beside the still factories.
he restoreth my faith in the conservative party.
he guideth me in the path of unemployment.
yea, though i wait for my dole,
i own the bank that refuses me.
brown has annointed my income with taxes,
my expenses runneth over my income,
surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of his term.
from hence forth we will live all the days
of our lives in a rented home with an overseas landlord.

i am glad i am british,
i am glad i am free.
but i wish i were a dog
and brown was a tree.

tezzer · 15-02-2009, 18:11

very good.

tezzer

floyd500b · 15-02-2009, 19:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by dinky

gordon brown is my shepherd, i shall not work.
he leadeth me beside the still factories.
he restoreth my faith in the conservative party.
he guideth me in the path of unemployment.
yea, though i wait for my dole,
i own the bank that refuses me.
brown has annointed my income with taxes,
my expenses runneth over my income,
surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of his term.
from hence forth we will live all the days
of our lives in a rented home with an overseas landlord.

i am glad i am british,
i am glad i am free.
but i wish i were a dog
and brown was a tree.

Very good - don't worry his days are numbered

Deleted Member D · 15-02-2009, 19:50

Did Jeremy Clarckson give you that one Dinky ?

Liam · 17-02-2009, 10:46

Nice one. And very true.

nejones · 17-02-2009, 11:20

Shouldn't it be Psalms 23

15-02-2009, 12:44	#1
dinky Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF SOUTH YORKSHIRE Vehicle: t20 lwb Posts: 1,238	24 psalm gordon brown is my shepherd, i shall not work. he leadeth me beside the still factories. he restoreth my faith in the conservative party. he guideth me in the path of unemployment. yea, though i wait for my dole, i own the bank that refuses me. brown has annointed my income with taxes, my expenses runneth over my income, surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of his term. from hence forth we will live all the days of our lives in a rented home with an overseas landlord. i am glad i am british, i am glad i am free. but i wish i were a dog and brown was a tree.

15-02-2009, 19:50	#4
Deleted Member D Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,441	Nice one Did Jeremy Clarckson give you that one Dinky ?

15-02-2009, 18:11	#2
tezzer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: basildon essex Vehicle: transit camper van 1987 Posts: 2,829	very good. tezzer

17-02-2009, 10:46	#5
Liam Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Laois,Ireland Posts: 923	Nice one. And very true.

17-02-2009, 11:20	#6
nejones Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: tipton Vehicle: T2 Posts: 338	Shouldn't it be Psalms 23