Chinese wedding night

Muzz · 05-02-2009, 19:59

CHINESE WEDDING NIGHT

A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he
is a virgin too, but she doesnt know that. On their wedding night, she
cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.

He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. 'My
darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry
frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting -
juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying
to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for
her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, ' I want to try
someting I have heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69.'

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled
tone he asks her...

'You want... Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa?
NOW

zippy656 · 05-02-2009, 20:03

sounds like you Chinese take a way has the same menu as ours!!

loloooloooolo

05-02-2009, 19:59	#1
Muzz Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: North West Vehicle: Nissan Terrano II Posts: 186	Chinese wedding night CHINESE WEDDING NIGHT A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesnt know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. 'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, ' I want to try someting I have heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69.' More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her... 'You want... Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa? NOW

05-02-2009, 20:03	#2
zippy656 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Devizes Wiltshire Vehicle: Nissan Note Ntec 1.5 Posts: 14,137	sounds like you Chinese take a way has the same menu as ours!! loloooloooolo