Cough Medicine

Muzz · 04-02-2009, 19:27

A Chemist owner walks into his shop to find a man leaning against a wall. He asks the shop assistant "What's with the guy over there by the wall?"

The assistant replies "He came in to get something for his cough but I couldn't find the Cough Syrup so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative to drink."

"You feckin idiot," replied the owner, "You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxative!"

"Of course you can," replied the assistant "look at him, he's sh:t scared to cough now!"

04-02-2009, 19:27	#1
Muzz Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: North West Vehicle: Nissan Terrano II Posts: 186	Cough Medicine A Chemist owner walks into his shop to find a man leaning against a wall. He asks the shop assistant "What's with the guy over there by the wall?" The assistant replies "He came in to get something for his cough but I couldn't find the Cough Syrup so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative to drink." "You feckin idiot," replied the owner, "You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxative!" "Of course you can," replied the assistant "look at him, he's sh:t scared to cough now!"