price of gas in france

tezzer · 26-01-2009, 22:17

'THE PRICE OF GAS IN FRANCE'

A THIEF IN PARIS PLANNED TO STEAL SOME
PAINTINGS FROM THE LOUVRE.

AFTER CAREFUL PLANNING, HE GOT PAST SECURITY,
STOLE THE PAINTINGS, AND MADE IT SAFELY TO HIS VAN.

HOWEVER, HE WAS CAPTURED ONLY TWO BLOCKS AWAY
WHEN HIS VAN RAN OUT OF GAS.

WHEN ASKED HOW HE COULD MASTERMIND SUCH A CRIME
AND THEN MAKE SUCH AN OBVIOUS ERROR, HE REPLIED,
'MONSIEUR, THAT IS THE REASON I STOLE THE PAINTINGS.'

I HAD NO MONET

TO BUY DEGAS

TO MAKE THE VAN GOGH.'

SEE IF YOU HAVE DE GAULLE TO SEND
THIS ON TO SOMEONE ELSE.

I SENT IT TO YOU BECAUSE I FIGURED
I HAD NOTHING TOULOUSE.

tezzer

floyd500b · 26-01-2009, 22:28

That's so bad it's funny

27-01-2009, 08:28

*Les Groans*

26-01-2009, 22:17	#1
tezzer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: basildon essex Vehicle: transit camper van 1987 Posts: 2,829	price of gas in france 'THE PRICE OF GAS IN FRANCE' A THIEF IN PARIS PLANNED TO STEAL SOME PAINTINGS FROM THE LOUVRE. AFTER CAREFUL PLANNING, HE GOT PAST SECURITY, STOLE THE PAINTINGS, AND MADE IT SAFELY TO HIS VAN. HOWEVER, HE WAS CAPTURED ONLY TWO BLOCKS AWAY WHEN HIS VAN RAN OUT OF GAS. WHEN ASKED HOW HE COULD MASTERMIND SUCH A CRIME AND THEN MAKE SUCH AN OBVIOUS ERROR, HE REPLIED, 'MONSIEUR, THAT IS THE REASON I STOLE THE PAINTINGS.' I HAD NO MONET TO BUY DEGAS TO MAKE THE VAN GOGH.' SEE IF YOU HAVE DE GAULLE TO SEND THIS ON TO SOMEONE ELSE. I SENT IT TO YOU BECAUSE I FIGURED I HAD NOTHING TOULOUSE. tezzer

26-01-2009, 22:28	#2
floyd500b Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: UK Posts: 553	That's so bad it's funny

27-01-2009, 08:28	#3
avillaschi Guest Posts: n/a	Les Groans