Moderators

Muzz · 15-01-2009, 00:44

How many moderators does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. They think the world revolves around them.

What do moderators and cow pies have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Why do moderators like tilt steering wheels? More head room!

Why don't moderators eat pickles? Because they get their heads stuck in the jar.

What do moderators say after making love? "are you boys all on the same team?"

Why do moderators wash their hair in the sink? That's where you wash vegetables.

Why does the moderator have TGIF written on here tennis shoes? "Toes Go In First."

What do moderators and beer bottles have in common? their both empty from the neck up.

How do you give a moderator a brain transplant? Blow in his ear.

What do you call a zit on a moderator's butt? A brain tumor.

What's the advantage of being married to a moderator?
You can park in a handicapped zone.

How do you make a moderator laugh on a Monday morning?
Tell him the joke on a Friday afternoon.

If a moderator and a brunette jumped off a 20-story building at the same time, who would hit the ground first? The brunette. The moderator would stop and ask for directions.

How can you tell that a moderator has been using your computer? There's White-out all over the screen.

Why do moderators have so much free time? Because so little is expected of them.

How many moderators does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Three. One to mix the batter, two to peel the M&M's.

How do you drive a moderator insane? Ask him to alphabetize your M&M's.

What do you call three moderators standing shoulder to shoulder, ear to ear? A wind tunnel.

Why did god give moderators one more brain cell than a horse? So whey they're waving in a parade, they won't crap in the street.

What do you call fifteen moderators standing in a circle? A dope ring.

If Tarzan and Jane were moderators, what would Cheetah be? The smartest of the three.

Two moderators were walking along and came to some tracks. One moderator said "Those look like deer tracks."
And the other said, "No, they look like moose tracks." They were both still arguing when the train hit them.

What do you call 1,000 moderators at the bottom of the sea? A good start.

Why don't moderators become pharmacists? They can't figure out how to get that little bottle in the typewriter.

What is the difference between an intelligent moderator and bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.

Two moderators were driving along and the one moderator asked the other to check and see if his turn signal was working. The other replied, "It is, it isn't, it is, it isn't, it is,..."

extreme-4x4 · 15-01-2009, 00:54

looks like someone got into trouble

tezzer · 15-01-2009, 01:22

what is all that about?, has muzz been upset

tezzer

zippy656 · 15-01-2009, 07:03

maybe hes had his wrist slapped for some thing

Muzz · 15-01-2009, 18:23

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Originally Posted by zippy656

maybe hes had his wrist slapped for some thing

Nowt like that I just saw it on another site and it made my laugth..I thought it might bring a smille to some faces. As three of me mates are mods on here and I used to be one ages back.

zippy656 · 15-01-2009, 18:26

how come you left then.. didn't like being a wind tunnel then??

Muzz · 15-01-2009, 18:51

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Originally Posted by zippy656

how come you left then.. didn't like being a wind tunnel then??

Lets not go there

Bat21 · 15-01-2009, 20:56

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Originally Posted by zippy656

how come you left then.. didn't like being a wind tunnel then??

It was before my time so don't go shooting me Zippy

Oh and as I'm not a Moderator, none of Muzz's first post applies to me

floyd500b · 15-01-2009, 21:39

C'mon Muzz - what happened??

davemud · 15-01-2009, 21:54

Nice one muzz good to see your still on form

P.s there's always space for u mate you would love to be a mod again

Muzz · 15-01-2009, 23:40

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Originally Posted by floyd500b

C'mon Muzz - what happened??

Leave the past in the past

dinky · 16-01-2009, 16:13

Well said best place for it.

15-01-2009, 00:44	#1
Muzz Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: North West Vehicle: Nissan Terrano II Posts: 186	Moderators How many moderators does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. They think the world revolves around them. What do moderators and cow pies have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up. Why do moderators like tilt steering wheels? More head room! Why don't moderators eat pickles? Because they get their heads stuck in the jar. What do moderators say after making love? "are you boys all on the same team?" Why do moderators wash their hair in the sink? That's where you wash vegetables. Why does the moderator have TGIF written on here tennis shoes? "Toes Go In First." What do moderators and beer bottles have in common? their both empty from the neck up. How do you give a moderator a brain transplant? Blow in his ear. What do you call a zit on a moderator's butt? A brain tumor. What's the advantage of being married to a moderator? You can park in a handicapped zone. How do you make a moderator laugh on a Monday morning? Tell him the joke on a Friday afternoon. If a moderator and a brunette jumped off a 20-story building at the same time, who would hit the ground first? The brunette. The moderator would stop and ask for directions. How can you tell that a moderator has been using your computer? There's White-out all over the screen. Why do moderators have so much free time? Because so little is expected of them. How many moderators does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Three. One to mix the batter, two to peel the M&M's. How do you drive a moderator insane? Ask him to alphabetize your M&M's. What do you call three moderators standing shoulder to shoulder, ear to ear? A wind tunnel. Why did god give moderators one more brain cell than a horse? So whey they're waving in a parade, they won't crap in the street. What do you call fifteen moderators standing in a circle? A dope ring. If Tarzan and Jane were moderators, what would Cheetah be? The smartest of the three. Two moderators were walking along and came to some tracks. One moderator said "Those look like deer tracks." And the other said, "No, they look like moose tracks." They were both still arguing when the train hit them. What do you call 1,000 moderators at the bottom of the sea? A good start. Why don't moderators become pharmacists? They can't figure out how to get that little bottle in the typewriter. What is the difference between an intelligent moderator and bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted. Two moderators were driving along and the one moderator asked the other to check and see if his turn signal was working. The other replied, "It is, it isn't, it is, it isn't, it is,..."

15-01-2009, 00:54	#2
extreme-4x4 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: WALES Posts: 6,295	looks like someone got into trouble

15-01-2009, 01:22	#3
tezzer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: basildon essex Vehicle: transit camper van 1987 Posts: 2,829	what is all that about?, has muzz been upset tezzer

15-01-2009, 07:03	#4
zippy656 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Devizes Wiltshire Vehicle: Nissan Note Ntec 1.5 Posts: 14,137	maybe hes had his wrist slapped for some thing

15-01-2009, 18:26	#6
zippy656 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Devizes Wiltshire Vehicle: Nissan Note Ntec 1.5 Posts: 14,137	how come you left then.. didn't like being a wind tunnel then??

15-01-2009, 21:39	#9
floyd500b Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: UK Posts: 553	C'mon Muzz - what happened??

15-01-2009, 21:54	#10
davemud Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: south east england Vehicle: Patrol 3.0 2007 Auto Posts: 433	Nice one muzz good to see your still on form P.s there's always space for u mate you would love to be a mod again

16-01-2009, 16:13	#12
dinky Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF SOUTH YORKSHIRE Vehicle: t20 lwb Posts: 1,238	Well said best place for it.