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Old 21-07-2017, 06:47   #1
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Took my goldfish to the chip shop and asked 'do you sell fish cakes?'

'Yes' they replied.

Great because it's his birthday
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Old 21-07-2017, 08:08   #2
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Old 21-07-2017, 08:09   #3
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That's just silly...
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That's just silly...
Yes but its chuckle silly or groan silly !
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......but I like it....
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That's just silly...


I agree, I mean...


how can a gold fish blow candles out......


under water...

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