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panelbeater · 08-07-2017, 06:28

1. "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"

2. "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

3. "OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

4. "OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

5. "OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

6. "OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

7. "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.

8. "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in
the parking lot.

9. "OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!!..
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Monaro Pete · 08-07-2017, 08:19

Blocky10 · 08-07-2017, 09:03

Is this what I've got coming?

macabethiel · 08-07-2017, 09:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blocky10

Is this what I've got coming?

Yep most definitely it's the rate of decline that's hard to spot !

johnb5177 · 08-07-2017, 10:18

Oh so true.....

Lazy-Ferret · 08-07-2017, 13:24

Drat, I related to several of them

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panelbeater · 08-07-2017, 13:51

i must have been looking at totie as just had my pacemaker replaced.

rustic · 08-07-2017, 14:40

Old is when you are lying in bed, pondering whether to get up, or not, not knowing what day it is, until you look at your pills box and it says.... Saturday Breakfast.

08-07-2017, 06:28	#1
panelbeater Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: clacton on sea essex Vehicle: nissan terrano 2 2.7 tdi Posts: 1,638	old 1. "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!" 2. "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. 3. "OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. 4. "OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 5. "OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 6. "OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. 7. "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today. 8. "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot. 9. "OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!!.. 58 Comments 778 Shares

08-07-2017, 14:40	#8
rustic Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Staffordshire Vehicle: Maverick Mk I 2.7 TD LWB Posts: 7,825	Old is when you are lying in bed, pondering whether to get up, or not, not knowing what day it is, until you look at your pills box and it says.... Saturday Breakfast. __________________ Ford Maverick GLX 1995 2.7TD LWB in illusion silver, 98k miles. Owned since new, for 22 years. Best car I have ever owned. Just wish I could drive it more.

08-07-2017, 08:19	#2
Monaro Pete Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Nr J28 M1 Vehicle: 03 Terrano 2.7 TDi Posts: 995

08-07-2017, 09:03	#3
Blocky10 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Welcome to Norwich, a fine city Vehicle: 2004 Terrano 3.0 SVE Auto Posts: 3,601	Is this what I've got coming?

08-07-2017, 10:18	#5
johnb5177 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Swansea, S.Wales Vehicle: 02Terrano II 3.0 SVE Auto Posts: 1,586	Oh so true.....

08-07-2017, 13:24	#6
Lazy-Ferret Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Sevenoaks, Kent Vehicle: Terrano 2.7TDi SE Touring Posts: 5,221	Drat, I related to several of them Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

08-07-2017, 13:51	#7
panelbeater Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: clacton on sea essex Vehicle: nissan terrano 2 2.7 tdi Posts: 1,638	i must have been looking at totie as just had my pacemaker replaced.