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22-04-2017, 12:26
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 Join Date: Apr 2016
Location: Nr J28 M1
Vehicle: 03 Terrano 2.7 TDi
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From The Arse of a Pigeon
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  I had the back door open slightly whilst I was cooking a bacon sandwich this morning. I heard a sound that sounded like someone had opened & shut my recycle bin a number of times in quick succession. I was greeted by all this & when I looked up there was a pigeon sat on my gable end. I don't know what it had been eating, but I think it should stop. It just stood there looking down at me with it's arse hole flexing, I thought id better move before more comes out. How does such a small bird part with all that in one go   The jet wash came out later to wash the truck, the wall, back door & bin all had a wash too. |
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22-04-2017, 12:31
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Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Oxfordshire
Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door.
Posts: 1,536
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F*** me !!!
How big's the bloody pigeon? |
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22-04-2017, 12:36
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Welcome to Norwich, a fine city
Vehicle: 2004 Terrano 3.0 SVE Auto
Posts: 3,601
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You should have blocked the hole with a shotgun cartridge
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22-04-2017, 12:39
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: UK
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Think yourself lucky it hasn't found your truck
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22-04-2017, 12:42
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Staffordshire
Vehicle: Maverick Mk I 2.7 TD LWB
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Next time leave the bin lid open, he was only trying to recycle it lol..
Thank goodness pigs can't really fly. Talking of pigs... I hope you still enjoyed your bacon sandwich... It would take a lot to put me off that. We were out to sea on my dads boat once, One of the crew was hanging over the side... We were all enjoying our bacon butties and strong rum tea.
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22-04-2017, 13:42
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Location: Nr J28 M1
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I'm fortunate as I don't suffer, except when I would walk into the galley & look through the small porthole window from across the tables, that played with my mind & stomach slightly. |
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22-04-2017, 13:45
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Location: Nr J28 M1
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