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25-01-2017, 18:29
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Aeroplane crash, or should I say Airplane crash ?
Everyone seems to be struugling in competing with Briggie, so this is my attempt to try to redeem ourselves...
The Pope, David Beckham, Donald Trump and a ten year old boy are flying in an airplane. The plane loses power and is quickly falling from the sky. they are going to crash. There are only three parachutes and a discussion begins about who should have them David Beckham rambles on "I'm the King of football, I inspire thousands of people, my fans need me" He takes one of the parachutes and jumps Donald Trump shouts "I am President of the United States! My people need me to make America great again, I am the smartest man in the US" He takes one of the bags and jumps The Pope says to the young boy "I have lived a long and fulfilling life, you should take the last parachute and I will go down with the plane" "It's ok, there are still two parachutes left" says the little boy "How come?" asked the Pope The boy replies "Because the smartest man in America took my backpack"  Sorry Pete, I thought it was funny anyway, I certainly can't achieve volume with quality like you do lol. 
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25-01-2017, 18:33
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25-01-2017, 19:44
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 I'm nicking that. |
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25-01-2017, 21:00
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No... I did not receive a PM from Briggie.  My other thought was, what about the pilot and flight crew.. Back in the cockpit, over heard on the flight recorder... Well that's one problem sorted.... lets get "Airforce One" back on the ground.. That was my addition lol..
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25-01-2017, 21:38
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26-01-2017, 00:38
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