miracle !!!!!!

briggie · 25-01-2017, 11:10

A police man pulls over a priest for swerving..As the officer approaches the window he notices a bottle in a brown bag on the seat. Officer says, "father, I pulled you over for swerving back there. You haven't been drinking have you?"
"No my son. Why would you ask that?"
"Well I noticed the bottle on the seat next to you."
"Oh my son, that's just holy water."
"OK father. So why is it in a bag?"
"Well my son, that is to protect it from the suns rays."
"Mind if I take a sip?"
"Not at all my son."
As the officer puts the bottle to his lips and takes a drink, he immediately spits it out...
"Father, this is wine."
The preacher, "PRAISE THE LORD. HE'S DONE IT AGAIN!!..

emjaybee · 25-01-2017, 11:42

Monaro Pete · 25-01-2017, 16:56

25-01-2017, 11:10	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	miracle !!!!!! A police man pulls over a priest for swerving..As the officer approaches the window he notices a bottle in a brown bag on the seat. Officer says, "father, I pulled you over for swerving back there. You haven't been drinking have you?" "No my son. Why would you ask that?" "Well I noticed the bottle on the seat next to you." "Oh my son, that's just holy water." "OK father. So why is it in a bag?" "Well my son, that is to protect it from the suns rays." "Mind if I take a sip?" "Not at all my son." As the officer puts the bottle to his lips and takes a drink, he immediately spits it out... "Father, this is wine." The preacher, "PRAISE THE LORD. HE'S DONE IT AGAIN!!..

25-01-2017, 11:42	#2
emjaybee Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Oxfordshire Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door. Posts: 1,536

25-01-2017, 16:56	#3
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