25-01-2017, 07:41 | #1 |
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Prison
A mother writes a letter to her son, who is in a prison.
- Dear son, life's so hard for me since they took you to a prison: nobody digs the vegetable garden, nobody plants potato's... The son writes back to her mother: - Mum, please stay away from the garden. If you start digging it, the police may come and both take you to prison and prolong my own imprisonment.. Mother writes back to her son: - Darling, together with your last letter the police came. They dug all over the garden , but haven't found anything. The left extremely frustrated. Son writes his mum: - I helped as much, as I could with this. Please plant the potato's by yourself. |
25-01-2017, 08:27 | #2 |
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Briggie has set the bar quite high, that was not bad... Not bad at all.
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25-01-2017, 10:08 | #3 |
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25-01-2017, 10:46 | #4 |
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haha that was on corrie not cops but artefact hunters lol
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