Lunchtime.

[emjaybee]

A guy is sitting on the edge of a tank at the sewage treatment works taking swipes at the revolving sprinkler.

A workmate walking past sees this and enquires as to what he's doing.

"It was hot, so I took my jacket off, but I dropped it and now it's caught on the sprinkler. I'm trying to get it."

His mate replies, "Blimey, you're not going to wear that ever again, surely?"

"Of course not" says the guy, taking another swipe at it.

"But my sandwiches are in the pocket"

[macabethiel]

Nice one.

[emjaybee]

No, not competition.

I am a mere disciple.

[rustic]

Originally Posted by emjaybee

No, not competition.
I am a mere disciple.

There have been so many Micky Mouse jokes recently, so might as well add another..


If someone tries to assassinate President Trump
Will his body guards shout out "Donald Duck"

[emjaybee]

I like it.

I'm hoping they won't actually tell him to duck at all.

[johnb5177]

I read a 'snippet' of news the other day......"Will he be impeached, before he is assasinated?"

[emjaybee]

It doesn't matter if you think he's a moron, at the end of the day he is there because a large proportion of the American people decided that they'd had enough of the same old bulls***t from the ruling elite.

Much the same as here, hence the Brexit result, hence the rise of Ukip, etc.

All these politicians here and over there keep wringing their hands in despair, but if they'd listened to the people and actually followed through on their intentions (I shy away from saying promises, as it is not possible for any politician to make a promise as they are frequently frustrated by others) then these situations would not have occurred.

[don simon]

Much the same as here, hence the Brexit result, hence the rise of Ukip, etc.

I'd probably be scared and sick of the state of the country if I believed the Mail and Express too, but I don't and I'm not.

Back to the jokes, and

[johnb5177]

+1.....a wake up call for the political elite.....in the hope they will listen and take note.....

Sorry a repeat post, forgot to quote emjaybee...

[johnb5177]

Originally Posted by emjaybee

It doesn't matter if you think he's a moron, at the end of the day he is there because a large proportion of the American people decided that they'd had enough of the same old bulls***t from the ruling elite.

Much the same as here, hence the Brexit result, hence the rise of Ukip, etc.

All these politicians here and over there keep wringing their hands in despair, but if they'd listened to the people and actually followed through on their intentions (I shy away from saying promises, as it is not possible for any politician to make a promise as they are frequently frustrated by others) then these situations would not have occurred.

+1.......a wake up call for the political elite.....but are they to entrenched to really listen....

[emjaybee]

Originally Posted by don simon

I'd probably be scared and sick of the state of the country if I believed the Mail and Express too, but I don't and I'm not.

Back to the jokes, and

I don't read newspapers, I get the bare bones from various tinternet sources.

I'm much happier with less news!

[Monaro Pete]

Originally Posted by emjaybee

I don't read newspapers, I get the bare bones from various tinternet sources.

I'm much happier with less news!

You & me both. I don't watch, listen or read the news

[briggie]

Originally Posted by Monaro Pete

You & me both. I don't watch, listen or read the news

i get all the news / gossip from our lass , she knows everything

[emjaybee]

Brave man!