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23-01-2017, 12:24
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formula 1
“The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday."
This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari’s existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team. However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Lewis Hamilton's bird in the shower... |
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23-01-2017, 12:27
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Excellent.
Feel the quality.  
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23-01-2017, 12:37
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 Its like the difference between a Rolls Royce and a half decomposed dog turd compared to what we had to endure over the weekend. 
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23-01-2017, 12:44
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Looks like I might be renewing my membership next month after all.  Pete, do you get honorary membership? if not, you deserve it.
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23-01-2017, 12:46
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23-01-2017, 13:20
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Joke Quality Restored
A Briggie comeback has been achieved !
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23-01-2017, 15:30
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Welcome back....all is truly forgiven.....even if you never did anything.....
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23-01-2017, 16:18
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Good one Sir Briggie
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23-01-2017, 22:26
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Well done Pete, Rick
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Ex banger racer now off road maniac Lokka on the front with manual hubs Diff lock on rear 3 inch SS straight through exhaust Manly winch bumper with 13000 lb winch 10 spike ground anchor, with multiple straps and blocks Super strong body cills capped with scaffold pole 20% stronger springs all round aggressive off road tyres on wheels so just swap. Aim to get stuck and be completely self sufficient in extraction, love getting muddy, 2ft deep is good but rare. |
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23-01-2017, 22:35
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So unfair
In trying my best! |
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23-01-2017, 22:44
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23-01-2017, 23:30
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... yes, you are trying!
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24-01-2017, 05:15
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If at first you don't succeed... Give Up. .
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24-01-2017, 08:31
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24-01-2017, 09:04
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