Poor old Bill...

emjaybee · 07-10-2016, 10:48

Bill's been having a hard time of it.

He's depressed, feels no self worth, can't see any point in living. His friends make fun of him and mock him, no one wants to be around him, his family are embarrassed by him. He really is at the lowest point of his life.

His wife is very worried about him. She speaks to his doctor who tells her that there's nothing physically wrong with him, it's a psychological problem. The doctor suggests that his wife persuades him to attend a group therapy.

He agrees, and turns up to his first meeting. They sit in a circle and the facilitator starts by asking each person to explain a little about why they are there.

There's Mark, who's wife left because he had anger issues. Paul who left his wife because she was gay and he blames himself. Rita, who's got a bad gambling habit and so it goes on.

Eventually it comes to Bill. "Why are you here Bill? " asked the facilitator.

"My family are embarrassed by me, my friends mock me, no one wants to know me, life's not worth living "

"Why do think this is? " asks the facilitator.

"I think it may be to do with my job" replies Bill.

"Why, what do you do? " asks the facilitator.

Bill breaks down, sobbing uncontrollably. The people next to him comfort him.

The facilitator says "it can't be that bad Bill, what do you do? "

Bill bows his head in shame and in a wavering voice replies...

..."I fit indicators to BMW's".

Lazy-Ferret · 07-10-2016, 14:01

Harsh but true..

elty001 · 07-10-2016, 20:10

I thought they were optional extras

zippy656 · 07-10-2016, 20:14

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Originally Posted by elty001

I thought they were optional extras

He must be on short time then!

rustic · 08-10-2016, 04:47

Saw an advert for a BMW the other day,
BMW 316, low mileage, FSH, leather trim, INU,
I must admit, never heard of this one so I looked it up.

INU Indicators Never Used.

It's also a feature on Audis too. Probably just as well, as on some cars like our Yeti, you have to remove the front bumper to change an indicator bulb.

Progress

Blocky10 · 08-10-2016, 23:00

http://youtu.be/J0B9sBiouJo

solarman216 · 09-10-2016, 01:17

Yea right, not what it seems I think, Rick

Monaro Pete · 09-10-2016, 08:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by elty001

I thought they were optional extras

Optional on all vehicles nowadays. It's just a shame they know where the brake pedal is.
Might get rid of a few (harsh, but that's how I feel).

07-10-2016, 10:48	#1
emjaybee Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Oxfordshire Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door. Posts: 1,536	Poor old Bill... Bill's been having a hard time of it. He's depressed, feels no self worth, can't see any point in living. His friends make fun of him and mock him, no one wants to be around him, his family are embarrassed by him. He really is at the lowest point of his life. His wife is very worried about him. She speaks to his doctor who tells her that there's nothing physically wrong with him, it's a psychological problem. The doctor suggests that his wife persuades him to attend a group therapy. He agrees, and turns up to his first meeting. They sit in a circle and the facilitator starts by asking each person to explain a little about why they are there. There's Mark, who's wife left because he had anger issues. Paul who left his wife because she was gay and he blames himself. Rita, who's got a bad gambling habit and so it goes on. Eventually it comes to Bill. "Why are you here Bill? " asked the facilitator. "My family are embarrassed by me, my friends mock me, no one wants to know me, life's not worth living " "Why do think this is? " asks the facilitator. "I think it may be to do with my job" replies Bill. "Why, what do you do? " asks the facilitator. Bill breaks down, sobbing uncontrollably. The people next to him comfort him. The facilitator says "it can't be that bad Bill, what do you do? " Bill bows his head in shame and in a wavering voice replies... ..."I fit indicators to BMW's".

08-10-2016, 04:47	#5
rustic Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Staffordshire Vehicle: Maverick Mk I 2.7 TD LWB Posts: 7,825	Saw an advert for a BMW the other day, BMW 316, low mileage, FSH, leather trim, INU, I must admit, never heard of this one so I looked it up. INU Indicators Never Used. It's also a feature on Audis too. Probably just as well, as on some cars like our Yeti, you have to remove the front bumper to change an indicator bulb. Progress __________________ Ford Maverick GLX 1995 2.7TD LWB in illusion silver, 98k miles. Owned since new, for 22 years. Best car I have ever owned. Just wish I could drive it more.

09-10-2016, 01:17	#7
solarman216 Off road maniac Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bexhill on Sea Vehicle: Y60 Patrol Me, 3 ltr Mrs Posts: 17,416	Yea right, not what it seems I think, Rick __________________ Ex banger racer now off road maniac Lokka on the front with manual hubs Diff lock on rear 3 inch SS straight through exhaust Manly winch bumper with 13000 lb winch 10 spike ground anchor, with multiple straps and blocks Super strong body cills capped with scaffold pole 20% stronger springs all round aggressive off road tyres on wheels so just swap. Aim to get stuck and be completely self sufficient in extraction, love getting muddy, 2ft deep is good but rare.

07-10-2016, 14:01	#2
Lazy-Ferret Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Sevenoaks, Kent Vehicle: Terrano 2.7TDi SE Touring Posts: 5,221	Harsh but true..

07-10-2016, 20:10	#3
elty001 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Aflreton,Derbyshire. Vehicle: 2000se+ 2.7tdi terrano II Posts: 6,830	I thought they were optional extras

08-10-2016, 23:00	#6
Blocky10 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Welcome to Norwich, a fine city Vehicle: 2004 Terrano 3.0 SVE Auto Posts: 3,601	http://youtu.be/J0B9sBiouJo