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Old 01-10-2016, 08:35   #1
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While out shopping the other day I walked past the Anne Summers shop.
In the window I saw a pair of crotch less knickers and thought they would be a perfect Halloween gift for the mother in law.
Nothing sexual just thought that would help her grip the broomstick better!!
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Haha. Take it Karen doesn't read this.
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I like a man who knows how to dice with death!

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Dead man Walking....
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I told the mother in law this joke yesterday
She's got a sense of humour like mine so found it funny
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