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Old 16-07-2016, 09:57   #1
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Default The Gas man cometh.

So the gas man knocks on the door... young lad 15 years old answers it dressed in high heels, stocking, little mini skirt, belly top, push up bra, make up on and big earrings.
Gas man says is your mum or dad in son......
Young lad replies DOES IT ******* LOOK LIKE IT.........?




Now... you are only getting these jokes because Briggie hasn't been posting many posts of late lol
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