election

briggie · 18-04-2016, 19:40

A man walks into the Election office, says to the receptionist: "I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be an Independent candidate. The receptionist replied, "Certainly sir Please fill out this form.'' He was filling the form until he came to the question, ''Are you circumcised?'' So he asked the receptionist "Is that question necessary?" She replied, "If you are circumcised you are not eligible". He asked what difference it would make if he was circumcised? She replied, "To become a politician, you have to be a complete prick"

johnb5177 · 19-04-2016, 11:16

18-04-2016, 19:40	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	election A man walks into the Election office, says to the receptionist: "I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be an Independent candidate. The receptionist replied, "Certainly sir Please fill out this form.'' He was filling the form until he came to the question, ''Are you circumcised?'' So he asked the receptionist "Is that question necessary?" She replied, "If you are circumcised you are not eligible". He asked what difference it would make if he was circumcised? She replied, "To become a politician, you have to be a complete prick"

19-04-2016, 11:16	#2
johnb5177 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Swansea, S.Wales Vehicle: 02Terrano II 3.0 SVE Auto Posts: 1,586