15-04-2016, 12:55 | #1 |
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A bride on her wedding night told her husband that she used to be a hooker
'That's OK darling, your past is your past, but I must admit I find that quite erotic, tell me about it . . . . . ?' 'Well', she said, 'I was called Nigel, and I played for Wigan . . . . . . .' |
15-04-2016, 13:16 | #2 |
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15-04-2016, 14:31 | #3 |
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15-04-2016, 16:11 | #4 |
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what a gem LOL
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16-04-2016, 16:02 | #5 |
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Lol very good.
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