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Old 16-03-2016, 19:25   #1
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Traffic Warden's Funeral
As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Wardens funeral, a voice from inside screams:
"I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"
The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters:
"Too late pal, I've already started the paperwork" ......
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Old 16-03-2016, 19:46   #2
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you are learning grasshopper
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Old 16-03-2016, 20:12   #3
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you are learning grasshopper
Thank you my master
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Old 16-03-2016, 20:18   #4
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Ah, the force strong in this one is.......
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Lollipop ladies make ME cross!
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