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Old 12-09-2014, 21:30   #1
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a cave. In the back of the cave, there is a magic mirror. If you tell this mirror something truthful, you will be rewarded. However, if you tell a lie, you will be sucked up and never seen again. The redhead steps up first. She says, "I think I'm the smartest girl in the world." The mirror sucks her up, and she is never seen again. Next, the brunette: "I think I'm the prettiest girl in the world." The mirror sucks her up, and she is never seen again. Finally, the blonde steps up. She says, "I think...", and before she can finish her sentence, the mirror sucks her up, and she is never seen again
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Old 13-09-2014, 08:10   #2
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Best not let Mrs read that one being a blonde
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