08-07-2014, 18:06 | #1 |
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Warning !! , joke time
A woman went to doctors the office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room.
The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?" The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard. "Cured her hiccups though, didn't it?" |
08-07-2014, 19:15 | #2 |
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Nice one, Rick
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08-07-2014, 19:23 | #3 |
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Like it..
If my memory serves me right... Didn't Terry Scott use a similar line in one of the Doctors films or Carry on Films...
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