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Old 08-10-2013, 23:15   #1
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Default This is absolutely hilarious, just read it.

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_...unk-your-penis
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Old 08-10-2013, 23:58   #2
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'And you can put your penis beaker away for starters!
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Old 09-10-2013, 00:52   #3
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Cat & beaker water
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Old 09-10-2013, 08:43   #4
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"Knob bucket" superb!
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Old 09-10-2013, 08:45   #5
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And there was me thinking Mumsnet was all about babies, nappy rash and teething pains!! We live and learn (and no, I don't have a penis bucket!)
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Old 09-10-2013, 09:05   #6
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"Knob bucket" superb!
I can just imagine the scene............it's a scene from a DIY gynecology course on one side of the bed and on the other he's soothing his flamming member in the fire bucket
"Splish splosh, ssssslllllaaaaaaaaaaaaap" and shluuuuurp (sink plunger sound) pop, ahh, how was it for you ? Nite
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Old 09-10-2013, 09:38   #7
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Only just finished reading that, My wife and I were sitting here in stitches.

What we thought was more funny though, is the number of people who have an opinion and are so obviously very frigid....
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Old 09-10-2013, 11:23   #8
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Old 09-10-2013, 13:43   #9
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We're a bit more laid back here in France!
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Old 09-10-2013, 17:56   #10
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Dara O Briain is now talking about "Penis Beakers" on Twitter... Poor woman, her other half will never be able to show his face in public again...
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Old 09-10-2013, 18:48   #11
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I would have thought she might have said " oh , so that's how you refill it "
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