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08-10-2013, 23:15 | #1 |
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This is absolutely hilarious, just read it.
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08-10-2013, 23:58 | #2 |
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'And you can put your penis beaker away for starters!
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09-10-2013, 00:52 | #3 |
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Cat & beaker water
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09-10-2013, 08:43 | #4 |
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"Knob bucket" superb!
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09-10-2013, 08:45 | #5 | |
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09-10-2013, 09:05 | #6 |
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I can just imagine the scene............it's a scene from a DIY gynecology course on one side of the bed and on the other he's soothing his flamming member in the fire bucket
"Splish splosh, ssssslllllaaaaaaaaaaaaap" and shluuuuurp (sink plunger sound) pop, ahh, how was it for you ? Nite |
09-10-2013, 09:38 | #7 | |
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Only just finished reading that, My wife and I were sitting here in stitches. What we thought was more funny though, is the number of people who have an opinion and are so obviously very frigid.... |
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09-10-2013, 11:23 | #8 |
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09-10-2013, 13:43 | #9 |
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We're a bit more laid back here in France!
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09-10-2013, 17:56 | #10 |
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Dara O Briain is now talking about "Penis Beakers" on Twitter... Poor woman, her other half will never be able to show his face in public again...
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09-10-2013, 18:48 | #11 |
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I would have thought she might have said " oh , so that's how you refill it "
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