parrot erection

96terrano · 25-08-2013, 18:28

A parrot swallows a Viagra tab.
His owner, disgusted,puts him in the freezer to cool off. After 20 minutes, he opens the freezer to see the parrot sweating.
"why are you sweating?", he asks.
The Parrot replies,"Do u know how ******* hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken!?"

arcascomp · 25-08-2013, 19:51

Oh Ryan, that is just disgusting!

Taken me a few minutes to dry my eyes before posting! Stupid, but made me laugh!

96terrano · 25-08-2013, 19:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by arcascomp

Stupid, but made me laugh!

a bit like me

macabethiel · 25-08-2013, 23:44

I like the old one about why did the pervert cross the road ?

He could not get his Kn*b out of the chicken !

96terrano · 26-08-2013, 10:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by macabethiel

I like the old one about why did the pervert cross the road ?

He could not get his Kn*b out of the chicken !

25-08-2013, 18:28	#1
96terrano Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland Vehicle: Nissan Terrano 2.7TD LWB Posts: 8,024	parrot erection A parrot swallows a Viagra tab. His owner, disgusted,puts him in the freezer to cool off. After 20 minutes, he opens the freezer to see the parrot sweating. "why are you sweating?", he asks. The Parrot replies,"Do u know how ******* hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken!?"

25-08-2013, 23:44	#4
macabethiel Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Derby Vehicle: Freelander & Jeep GC 3.0 Posts: 4,416	Why did the pervert cross the road ? I like the old one about why did the pervert cross the road ? He could not get his Kn*b out of the chicken !

25-08-2013, 19:51	#2
arcascomp Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Vehicle: 96 Mitsubishi Challenger! Posts: 775	Oh Ryan, that is just disgusting! Taken me a few minutes to dry my eyes before posting! Stupid, but made me laugh!