Go Back   :::.Nissan 4x4 Owners Club.::: > General > The Clubs Virtual Pub > Jokes humor and fun

Jokes humor and fun Keep it clean(ish)

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 05-07-2013, 22:22   #1
Lazy-Ferret
Senior Member
Click here to find out how to become a paid up member
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Sevenoaks, Kent
Vehicle: Terrano 2.7TDi SE Touring
Posts: 5,221
Default Diy you know??

Did you know, if you say Gullible very slowly out loud

It sounds like Oranges...
Lazy-Ferret is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-07-2013, 22:24   #2
darryl
Senior Member
Click here to find out how to become a paid up member
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: malvern
Vehicle: maverick 2.7td
Posts: 583
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lazy-Ferret View Post
Did you know, if you say Gullible very slowly out loud

It sounds like Oranges...
well ive had a few but it don't sound like oranges
darryl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-07-2013, 22:28   #3
Terranical
Senior Member
Click here to find out how to become a paid up member
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Resident in Bristol, Terrano in Spain
Vehicle: 1994 Terrano 2.7TD SWB
Posts: 1,398
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lazy-Ferret View Post
Did you know, if you say Gullible very slowly out loud

It sounds like Oranges...
Well, after three cans of Strongbow and a VERY large Spanish brandy, I am exceedingly gullible (I said it 3 times and it still didn't sound like oranges!)
Terranical is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-07-2013, 22:37   #4
Lazy-Ferret
Senior Member
Click here to find out how to become a paid up member
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Sevenoaks, Kent
Vehicle: Terrano 2.7TDi SE Touring
Posts: 5,221
Default

So did my Blonde wife.. then she hit me...
Lazy-Ferret is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-07-2013, 22:40   #5
96terrano
Senior Member
Click here to find out how to become a paid up member
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland
Vehicle: Nissan Terrano 2.7TD LWB
Posts: 8,024
Default

Dammit........dammit to hell
96terrano is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-07-2013, 22:40   #6
briggie
Senior Member
Click here to find out how to become a paid up member
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire
Vehicle: " alice "
Posts: 10,473
Default

its a bit like sticking your finger in your ear and then saying the word red backwards
briggie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-07-2013, 23:31   #7
MudLifeCrisis
Senior Member
Click here to find out how to become a paid up member
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: St Albans Herts
Vehicle: 1997 Mav 2.7tdi lwb
Posts: 1,377
Default

Sounds like bollox to me
MudLifeCrisis is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 06:18.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
Images online photo albums