joke time !!!!

briggie · 12-05-2013, 20:23

A man lost both ears in an accident. No local plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good doctor in Sweden and went to him. The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, "Yes, I can perform the operation."

After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel. The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, "You swine, you gave me a woman's ears!"

"Well, an ear is an ear. It makes no difference whether it is a man's or a woman's."

"But you're wrong! I hear everything, but I don't understand a thing!"

12-05-2013, 20:23	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	joke time !!!! A man lost both ears in an accident. No local plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good doctor in Sweden and went to him. The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, "Yes, I can perform the operation." After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel. The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, "You swine, you gave me a woman's ears!" "Well, an ear is an ear. It makes no difference whether it is a man's or a woman's." "But you're wrong! I hear everything, but I don't understand a thing!"