body damage

[96terrano]

what's the worst things you've ever done to you're body? And I Dont mean drink, smokes ets




Me? Well I've:

Knackered 3 fingers with a viscouse fan 'nails don't grow now'

Fractured a toe

Slamed into a gate when I was 6 and still have a tiny lump on me head

Climed over a gate that wasn't attached to hinges and it nearly crushed my gentleman sausage

Fell down 15 stairs

Slammed myself into a wall when Scottish county dancing at school

And finally, was kicked by a horse



Anyone else stupid enough to beat that?

[firebobby]

Ryan, sounds like you need to wear a crash helmet when you go out mate...and some body armour

Never broken anything although I did nearly loose a finger when a box of steel blank plates for saw blades fell against my hand and again when a storage heater slipped while I was helping to get it down stairs but that's all really

[briggie]

115 mph ( approx ) motorcycle crash at olivers mount race track nr scarborough ........ into a crash barrier and ended up halfway down the hillside after bouncing off a few dozen trees ....... a total of 7 months in hospital ....... ouch

[96terrano]

Originally Posted by firebobby

Ryan, sounds like you need to wear a crash helmet when you go out mate...and some body armour

No denying that

[96terrano]

Originally Posted by briggie

115 mph ( approx ) motorcycle crash at olivers mount race track nr scarborough ........ into a crash barrier and ended up halfway down the hillside after bouncing off a few dozen trees ....... a total of 7 months in hospital ....... ouch

[zippy656]

Collor bone
left leg

Neither my fault

[frosty]

Not done owt as bad as that even tho Ive fallen off my bike a couple of times, but have been accident prone around the house,

carrying a oil filled radiator outside and tripped over my chin hit one of the fins and pushed my bottom 5 teeth and gum to the back of my mouth.

Carrying a sheet of glass about 4ft sq caught it on the floor and it cracked in half and slashed my wrist, had some explaining to do at A&E that day

And saved the best til last cutting a tree down fell out of it and broke 5 ribs.

Just hope that's my last 3.

[rustic]

Originally Posted by frosty

carrying a oil filled radiator outside and tripped over my chin...

WOW! must be one hell of a chin... do you have any pics

[frosty]

Oops that didn't come out right, i meant to write tripped over and my chin hit the rad when the rad hit the floor .

[stinka]

Loads and loads of deep cuts to the bone all over my hands from years of being a joiner, went down side of finger with chop saw, loads of hand saw cuts and Stanley blade slashes, and shot a nail gun into my finger lol

Worst was handeling timber whilst doing a little pitched roof and I got a splinter under my fingernail that went past the cuticle almost to my first knuckle, tried to extract it myself to no avail, left it in there all afternoon as had to weather the roof in, then went a&e to have it removed under anaesthetic, was the worst pain I've ever had, that afternoon

Other than that few scrapes over the years falling off bikes etc and had my nose broke twice from headbutts lol

[96terrano]

Originally Posted by stinka

Loads and loads of deep cuts to the bone all over my hands from years of being a joiner, went down side of finger with chop saw, loads of hand saw cuts and Stanley blade slashes, and shot a nail gun into my finger lol

Worst was handeling timber whilst doing a little pitched roof and I got a splinter under my fingernail that went past the cuticle almost to my first knuckle, tried to extract it myself to no avail, left it in there all afternoon as had to weather the roof in, then went a&e to have it removed under anaesthetic, was the worst pain I've ever had, that afternoon

Other than that few scrapes over the years falling off bikes etc and had my nose broke twice from headbutts lol

ffs ouch sinse a viscous fan ate 3 of mine, im less likely to have that happen i leaned on the fan cover and it broke resulting in my right hand's fingers taking the blades

[zippy656]

Oops fogot about dim saw cutting mybthumb

And chisle cuts to the bone

[96terrano]

Originally Posted by zippy656

Oops fogot about dim saw cutting mybthumb

And chisle cuts to the bone

ahh!, thatll hurt like hell,

[darryl]

Originally Posted by stinka

Loads and loads of deep cuts to the bone all over my hands from years of being a joiner, went down side of finger with chop saw, loads of hand saw cuts and Stanley blade slashes, and shot a nail gun into my finger lol

Worst was handeling timber whilst doing a little pitched roof and I got a splinter under my fingernail that went past the cuticle almost to my first knuckle, tried to extract it myself to no avail, left it in there all afternoon as had to weather the roof in, then went a&e to have it removed under anaesthetic, was the worst pain I've ever had, that afternoon

Other than that few scrapes over the years falling off bikes etc and had my nose broke twice from headbutts lol

paslode is a bastard done it myself so bloody easy to forget to take your hand from the other side

[stinka]

Lol was exactly that