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09-02-2013, 16:50
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 Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Wales
Vehicle: 1997 LandCruiser Colorado
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Footballers wives
An old lady was on her own in a lift at the shopping mall when two footballers wives get in.
The first wife raises her wrist and says, "Chanel No 5. Selfridges £85-00." The other wife does the same and says, "Gucci £95-00 at Harrods." The old lady lifts her leg and rips a fart and says "Sprouts 99p at Morrisons!" |
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