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briggie · 03-02-2013, 08:26

NEWS FLASH: Friday evening. A notorious murderer has just escaped from Texas State Prison. Police warn the public that he is armed and dangerous, and not to approach him under any circumstances, but rather report any sightings to their nearest police station.

NEWS FLASH: Saturday afternoon. The convict who escaped from Texas State Prison late Friday evening is safely back in custody after surrendering himself to police early this morning.

When asked why he gave himself up so soon after his first taste of freedom in twelve years, the con replied, "When I finally got home, the first thing my wife asked me was, 'Where have you been? You escaped eight hours ago.' "

03-02-2013, 08:26	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	news flash NEWS FLASH: Friday evening. A notorious murderer has just escaped from Texas State Prison. Police warn the public that he is armed and dangerous, and not to approach him under any circumstances, but rather report any sightings to their nearest police station. NEWS FLASH: Saturday afternoon. The convict who escaped from Texas State Prison late Friday evening is safely back in custody after surrendering himself to police early this morning. When asked why he gave himself up so soon after his first taste of freedom in twelve years, the con replied, "When I finally got home, the first thing my wife asked me was, 'Where have you been? You escaped eight hours ago.' "