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21-09-2012, 08:32
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the hearing aid
Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, “Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?”
Mabel answered, “I have a suppository in my ear?” She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, “Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid.” |
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21-09-2012, 18:46
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If Mabel was deaf, how did she know what Ethel was saying then?
Clearly the hearing aid was not where it should be.  Come on Briggie think these through.  You jokes are normally much better than this.
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21-09-2012, 20:27
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to have a single hearing aid , you dont need to be deaf in both ears my friend , as one hearing aid will only fit in one ear , leaving the other ear free .
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21-09-2012, 21:21
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since when has any of my jokes made sense ....... or even been funny come to that
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10-10-2012, 19:21
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