Old Timers

4wheel · 12-11-2011, 09:36

Old Timer Sex

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first
time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the
village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love
to you.'
Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'
OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can
do it for old time's sake?'
Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation
and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see
these two old-timers having s*x against a fence. I'll just keep an eye
on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for
support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the
tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt
and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the
old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex
that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about 20 minutes
while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally,
they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life
and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on The
policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly
amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is
So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was
something else. You must've had a fantastic s*x life together. Is there
some sort of secret to this?'
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,

'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.'

extreme-4x4 · 12-11-2011, 10:52

thats one for mr loveglove .....

Liam · 12-11-2011, 10:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by extreme-4x4

thats one for mr loveglove .....

That WAS Mr Loveglove and his missus LOL

lacroupade · 12-11-2011, 12:10

Why do you lot think I'm some sort of perv?

Its not like I've ever...oh, actually I have

, or that I've been seen.....oh dear, I might have been

, or that I used a

...well ok I may have, but only once.....ok so it was twice, so what...

I think I'll get me coat....

rustic · 12-11-2011, 13:11

Sounds like Plank could help with the supply of the electric fence equipment,
put me down for one.
I have a spare 12 volt battery

12-11-2011, 09:36	#1
4wheel Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Wiltshire Vehicle: Terrano 11 2.7Tdi SWB Posts: 240	Old Timers Old Timer Sex The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.' OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?' Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!' A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sx against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about 20 minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sx life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?' Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.'

12-11-2011, 13:11	#5
rustic Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Staffordshire Vehicle: Maverick Mk I 2.7 TD LWB Posts: 7,825	Sounds like Plank could help with the supply of the electric fence equipment, put me down for one. I have a spare 12 volt battery __________________ Ford Maverick GLX 1995 2.7TD LWB in illusion silver, 98k miles. Owned since new, for 22 years. Best car I have ever owned. Just wish I could drive it more.

12-11-2011, 10:52	#2
extreme-4x4 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: WALES Posts: 6,295	thats one for mr loveglove .....

12-11-2011, 12:10	#4
lacroupade Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: All hail to the Glove of Love... Posts: 9,212	Why do you lot think I'm some sort of perv? Its not like I've ever...oh, actually I have , or that I've been seen.....oh dear, I might have been , or that I used a ...well ok I may have, but only once.....ok so it was twice, so what... I think I'll get me coat....