Jewish modesty

makeitfit · 01-10-2011, 00:54

In the interest on political incorrectness

Jewish Modesty

A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner.

Catholic: "I have a large fortune....I am going to buy Citibank!"

Protestant: "I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!"

Muslim: "I am a fabulously rich prince.... I intend to purchase Microsoft!"

They then all wait for the Jew to speak....

The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them and casually says:

I'm not selling

illy · 01-10-2011, 08:18

what happened to the English man, Irish man and Scots man,

illy

01-10-2011, 00:54	#1
makeitfit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: on the beach WEST WALES Vehicle: Maverick TDi BLACK mmm Posts: 15,136	Jewish modesty In the interest on political incorrectness Jewish Modesty A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner. Catholic: "I have a large fortune....I am going to buy Citibank!" Protestant: "I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!" Muslim: "I am a fabulously rich prince.... I intend to purchase Microsoft!" They then all wait for the Jew to speak.... The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them and casually says: I'm not selling

01-10-2011, 08:18	#2
illy Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Rugeley Staffordshire Posts: 233	what happened to the English man, Irish man and Scots man, illy