21-09-2011, 15:46 | #1 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Resident in Bristol, Terrano in Spain
Vehicle: 1994 Terrano 2.7TD SWB
Posts: 1,398
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A coupla funnies
Q. What do you call an Afghan virgin?
A. Never Bin Laid On. Q. Why do dwarfs laugh when playing soccer? A. Because the grass tickles their balls. Q. What does it mean when the man in your bed is gasping for breath and calling your name? A. It means you're not holding the pillow down hard enough. |
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