08-09-2011, 11:35 | #1 |
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Sex insurance...
Are you insured for sex?? Make sure you're insured for the correct type of sex that you're having, below is a list of companies catering for certain tastes....
sex with your wife = Legal and General, sex on the phone = Direct Line, sex with your partner = Standard Life sex with someone different = Go Compare, sex on the back seat of a car = Sheilas Wheels, Sex with a posh bird = Privilege, sex with a transvestite = confused.com |
08-09-2011, 11:50 | #2 |
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Sex at an orgy = co-operative
Sex with fat women = More than |
08-09-2011, 11:53 | #3 |
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Sex with a real dog = Churchill......Oh yes!!
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08-09-2011, 12:28 | #4 |
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08-09-2011, 15:08 | #5 |
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Sex with a mad hatchet woman - Axa
Sex with anybody over the back of Santa's transport - Endsleigh Sex with Tilda - Swinton Sex while smoking a cigar - Churchill Casual Sex - comparethemarket.com Sex with an ungrateful wife - gocompare.com Sex with premature ejaculation - Swiftcover.com Sex with a sailor - Admiral.com Sex with a fat bird - Chubb.com Rhyming sex - Adrian Flux Sex with the vicar - ecclesiastical.com |
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