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Old 08-09-2011, 11:35   #1
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Are you insured for sex?? Make sure you're insured for the correct type of sex that you're having, below is a list of companies catering for certain tastes....


sex with your wife = Legal and General,

sex on the phone = Direct Line,

sex with your partner = Standard Life

sex with someone different = Go Compare,

sex on the back seat of a car = Sheilas Wheels,

Sex with a posh bird = Privilege,

sex with a transvestite = confused.com
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Sex at an orgy = co-operative

Sex with fat women = More than
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Old 08-09-2011, 11:53   #3
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Sex with a real dog = Churchill......Oh yes!!
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Sex with a mad hatchet woman - Axa

Sex with anybody over the back of Santa's transport - Endsleigh

Sex with Tilda - Swinton

Sex while smoking a cigar - Churchill

Casual Sex - comparethemarket.com

Sex with an ungrateful wife - gocompare.com

Sex with premature ejaculation - Swiftcover.com

Sex with a sailor - Admiral.com

Sex with a fat bird - Chubb.com

Rhyming sex - Adrian Flux

Sex with the vicar - ecclesiastical.com
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Sex with a mad hatchet woman - Axa

Sex with anybody over the back of Santa's transport - Endsleigh

Sex with Tilda - Swinton

Sex while smoking a cigar - Churchill

Casual Sex - comparethemarket.com

Sex with an ungrateful wife - gocompare.com

Sex with premature ejaculation - Swiftcover.com

Sex with a sailor - Admiral.com

Sex with a fat bird - Chubb.com

Rhyming sex - Adrian Flux

Sex with the vicar - ecclesiastical.com
Christ, there's more than I thought
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