sexist jokes , beware

briggie · 17-08-2011, 20:23

Q. Why did God create woman?
A. To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.

Q. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
A. Call her.

Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use a lubricant.

Q. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A. Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your [w]hole weak.

Q. Why does the bride always wear white?
A. Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A. Marry it!

Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A. A battery has a positive side.

Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
A. They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.

Q. What should you give a woman who has everything?
A. A man to show her how to work them.

Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After 10 years the job still sucks.

Q. Why is the space between a women's breasts and her hips called a waist"?
A. Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
A. When you take it off, you wonder where her tits went.

Q. Why are there no female astronauts on the moon?
A. 'cause it doesn't need cleaning yet.

Q. How is a woman like a condom?
A. Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

briggie · 17-08-2011, 20:26

incidently the above jokes are intended to be in a humourous , and not defamatory towards women in general , they may or may not reflect my own personal views

4wheel · 17-08-2011, 20:57

I'm not sure if I agree,I'll ask my wife.

I'll let you know where to send the flowers.

17-08-2011, 20:23	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	sexist jokes , beware Q. Why did God create woman? A. To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet. Q. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? A. Call her. Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? A. Slow down and use a lubricant. Q. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? A. Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your [w]hole weak. Q. Why does the bride always wear white? A. Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator. Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant? A. Marry it! Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A. A battery has a positive side. Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They're both fun to ride until your friends find out. Q. What should you give a woman who has everything? A. A man to show her how to work them. Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job? A. After 10 years the job still sucks. Q. Why is the space between a women's breasts and her hips called a waist"? A. Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there. Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you take it off, you wonder where her tits went. Q. Why are there no female astronauts on the moon? A. 'cause it doesn't need cleaning yet. Q. How is a woman like a condom? A. Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

17-08-2011, 20:26	#2
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	incidently the above jokes are intended to be in a humourous , and not defamatory towards women in general , they may or may not reflect my own personal views

17-08-2011, 20:57	#3
4wheel Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Wiltshire Vehicle: Terrano 11 2.7Tdi SWB Posts: 240	I'm not sure if I agree,I'll ask my wife. I'll let you know where to send the flowers.