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Old 07-08-2011, 10:55   #1
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So I'm straining on the toilet, pushing as hard as I can and then with a humongous *pop* ... it goes dark.

My wife shouted, "Darling, are you alright? We've had a powercut!"

"Thank f**k for that" I replied. "I thought my eyes had exploded!"
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Old 07-08-2011, 11:45   #2
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Old 08-08-2011, 22:24   #3
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Default Toilet talk

IN the Village of Herbum Herts, near Tillet town lives Lucy Lykes who owns the cockwell inn, The address is lucy Lykes the cockwell inn,Herbum Tillet Herts Laurie ash
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