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Old 09-05-2011, 21:29   #1
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Default They sent my Census form back!!

They sent my mates Census form back!!

In answer to the question;
'Do you have any dependants?',
HI put;
...'Asylum seekers, gypos, smack heads, unemployable bastards, the cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, Northern Rock, RBS, Ireland, Portugal and half of f*'kin Eastern Europe!'
...apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer!
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Old 09-05-2011, 21:41   #2
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lol, awesome, thats kick ass mate!
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Old 09-05-2011, 22:00   #3
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Old 09-05-2011, 22:30   #4
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Thats bloody classic on that one
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Old 09-05-2011, 22:36   #5
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Our survey said:--

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Old 09-05-2011, 23:39   #6
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They sent my mates Census form back!!

In answer to the question;
'Do you have any dependants?',
HI put;
...'Asylum seekers, gypos, smack heads, unemployable bastards, the cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, Northern Rock, RBS, Ireland, Portugal and half of f*'kin Eastern Europe!'
...apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer!
Just add the royal family and send it back ;O)
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Old 10-05-2011, 00:28   #7
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They did not even send me one so I did not get the chance to enter stuff like that, but that is exactly the sort of answer I would have given, great stuff, I like it, I am now about to have a showdown with the council planers, I have just submitted a planing ap and on line for all to see they have included my phone number, what????? Rick
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Old 10-05-2011, 09:33   #8
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I think Item 2 is a bit contentious with respect.......
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Old 10-05-2011, 23:39   #9
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I think Item 2 is a bit contentious with respect.......
agreed
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