job interview

tezzer · 13-02-2011, 16:12

A bloke goes to the local council to apply for a job in the office.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes, caffeine."

"Have you ever worked for the public service before?"

"Yes, I was in the army" he says, "I was in Iraq for two tours."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward
employment.."

Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes. A mine exploded near me when I was there and I lost
both of my testicles".

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points
for me to take you on right away. Our normal hours are from 8.00 am to
4.00 pm, but you can start tomorrow at 10.00 am - and carry on starting
at 10.00 am every day."

The bloke is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8.00 am to
400 pm, why don't you want me here until 10.00 am? I'm not looking for
any special treatment y'know"

"What you have to understand is that this is a council job," the
interviewer says,

"For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and
scratching our bollocks. There's no point in you coming in for that."

lacroupade · 13-02-2011, 18:48

Love it!!!

tezzer · 13-02-2011, 18:59

it's true, i worked for our council for 20 yrs, lol preparing for retirement,

13-02-2011, 16:12	#1
tezzer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: basildon essex Vehicle: transit camper van 1987 Posts: 2,829	job interview A bloke goes to the local council to apply for a job in the office. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine." "Have you ever worked for the public service before?" "Yes, I was in the army" he says, "I was in Iraq for two tours." The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes. A mine exploded near me when I was there and I lost both of my testicles". The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to take you on right away. Our normal hours are from 8.00 am to 4.00 pm, but you can start tomorrow at 10.00 am - and carry on starting at 10.00 am every day." The bloke is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8.00 am to 400 pm, why don't you want me here until 10.00 am? I'm not looking for any special treatment y'know" "What you have to understand is that this is a council job," the interviewer says, "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our bollocks. There's no point in you coming in for that."

13-02-2011, 18:48	#2
lacroupade Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: All hail to the Glove of Love... Posts: 9,212	Love it!!!

13-02-2011, 18:59	#3
tezzer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: basildon essex Vehicle: transit camper van 1987 Posts: 2,829	it's true, i worked for our council for 20 yrs, lol preparing for retirement,