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Old 08-01-2011, 00:16   #1
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Old 08-01-2011, 00:32   #2
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if you can afford to own one, you can afford to put it in a pond
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Old 08-01-2011, 00:57   #3
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Wow , when did Adz get a Veyron ;O)
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Old 08-01-2011, 00:58   #4
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Wow , when did Adz get a Veyron ;O)
thats a veyron? i thought it was an upside down sledge
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Old 19-01-2011, 19:53   #5
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And then the sales man said "Dip your head lights"
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Old 20-01-2011, 14:16   #6
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He probably thought because the car is so fast he could drive across water like jesus walked on it lol
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Old 20-01-2011, 14:18   #7
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If you can be bothered theres a vid on youtube of the bloke driving the thing into the water......
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Old 20-01-2011, 14:19   #8
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to save you the trouble....

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Old 20-01-2011, 14:38   #9
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.....whyyyy??????
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Old 20-01-2011, 15:45   #10
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he miserunderstood the 4x4 bit ,been alright if hed put a snorkel on it!
what speed does rear wing pop up?
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