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17-11-2010, 22:21
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Umm... Quotes from a diary...
We don't come here (work) for our health... We can think of other ways to enjoy ourselves...
It is better to be alone... Than in bad company... Well if I called the wrong number.? Why did you answer the phone.? Everything comes to 'him' who hustles while he waits... Laugh & the world laughs with you, snore & you sleep alone... Women don't want to hear what you think.? Women want to hear what they think in a deeper voice... If merely feeling good could decide drunkenness would be supremely valid human experience... The most interesting information comes from children for they know & then stop.! Those are my principles & if you don't like them... Then I have others... We are all born mad....... Some remain so... You can not shake hands with a clenched fist.! If you want to eat well in England... Eat 3 breakfasts.! I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig... You get dirty & besides... The pig likes it... Any you like.? |
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17-11-2010, 22:28
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: East Anglia. Buh.
Vehicle: 1997 LWB Maverick 2.7TDi
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Mushroom season.
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17-11-2010, 22:29
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Location: Roaming Nomad
Vehicle: 1995 SWB Terrano
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& i dont drink
  
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17-11-2010, 22:35
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire
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You can not shake hands with a clenched fist.!
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17-11-2010, 22:36
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Join Date: May 2009
Location: Roaming Nomad
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Quote:
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17-11-2010, 23:21
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Join Date: Sep 2008
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A bird in the hand....................
Craps on your wrist
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17-11-2010, 23:38
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Redcar, Teesside
Vehicle: Y60 Patrol 4.2 PeTroll
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"A birds bush is worth two in the hand"??
Did i quote that right??? |
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17-11-2010, 23:46
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2010
Location: staffordshire
Vehicle: ford maverick 2.7 td
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Adz
Put this up on the wall when you start your new venture Since man to man is very unjust I do not know which man to trust Ive trusted many to my great sorrow so pay today and not tommorrow NO BARS NO CARS Classic 70s sign in most garages around Stoke |
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18-11-2010, 23:13
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Redcar, Teesside
Vehicle: Y60 Patrol 4.2 PeTroll
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"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day!"
"Always judge a man by the way he treats someone who is of no use to him!" one for Adz "Please do not ask for credit as a kick in the b0!!0x often offends!" 
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19-11-2010, 00:13
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: on the beach WEST WALES
Vehicle: Maverick TDi BLACK mmm
Posts: 15,136
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"No one is listening till you fart"
" Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes." "Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time." 
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19-11-2010, 00:21
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: St Albans Herts
Vehicle: 1997 Mav 2.7tdi lwb
Posts: 1,377
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Never eat yellow snow
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