Little Jimmy's first week at school...

DaveAMac · 17-09-2009, 20:12

Little Jimmy starts school on Monday and the teacher asks him to draw a picture. Jimmy draws his picture and the teacher asks, "What's that you've drawn, Jimmy?". Jimmy replies, "It's a choo-choo".

"No, Jimmy, you're a big boy now, we call it a train"...

Jimmy draws another picture on Tuesday and the teacher asks, "What's that you've drawn, Jimmy?". Jimmy replies, "It's a moo-moo".

"No, Jimmy, you're not in nursery now, we call it a cow"...

On Wednesday Jimmy comes in and starts scribbling away on a picture of his favourite Disney character. The teacher asks him again, "What's that you're drawing, Jimmy?..."

"It's a picture of Winnie-the-sh*t"...

Dave

17-09-2009, 20:12	#1
DaveAMac Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Scotland Vehicle: '99 Terrano II SE Touring Posts: 129	Little Jimmy's first week at school... Little Jimmy starts school on Monday and the teacher asks him to draw a picture. Jimmy draws his picture and the teacher asks, "What's that you've drawn, Jimmy?". Jimmy replies, "It's a choo-choo". "No, Jimmy, you're a big boy now, we call it a train"... Jimmy draws another picture on Tuesday and the teacher asks, "What's that you've drawn, Jimmy?". Jimmy replies, "It's a moo-moo". "No, Jimmy, you're not in nursery now, we call it a cow"... On Wednesday Jimmy comes in and starts scribbling away on a picture of his favourite Disney character. The teacher asks him again, "What's that you're drawing, Jimmy?..." "It's a picture of Winnie-the-sh*t"... Dave