spelling and maths - Page 2

Liam · 05-03-2009, 10:31

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Originally Posted by willow

yes but how many steps to the door do you take over what area calculate how many steps it takes and how long.
What is the size of the door what is the size of the load delivered how many people to take delivery what equipment will you need write a risk assesment for the delivery..........and on and on

The world has gone mad

When can I retire please

Please don't anybody take this the wrong way. Isn't the way they have all these courses basically so they can lower general education standards but still get the job done. Similar to training animals,repeat,repeat over and over until you forget why you do things a particular way and just do it because the book says so? Turning us all into robots without the capacity for individual thought processes. I did a safe pass course a couple of years ago and the guy doing the course said that even kettles used on building sites need to be tested every six months to make sure they are still safe to use, also applies to fridges ,cookers etc. Absolutely daft. Willow you are dead right ,the world has gone mad. Whatever happened to people being able to use their own common sense? Isn't that how we progress, the daft ones get killed and the rest of us see the mistake made and say ,"sod that for a lark" and learn from it. At least, I think that is how it is supposed to work but now the daft ones follow the rules and breed more daft ones. I think we are doomed!!! Sorry for the rant, annoyed at yet another day without pay.

Paul · 05-03-2009, 11:26

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Originally Posted by willow

Keep us on our toes

Help the failing

NVQ

2010

WE ALL HAVE TO HAVE ONE

THEY ARE JOKING ARN'T THEY

Had to do one 9 years ago to drive a bus..

having to do another over this next year to keep driving..

One way to keep somebody in a job, thinking of ways to waste our time..

wolf · 05-03-2009, 11:53

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Originally Posted by pajo

Sorry for the rant, annoyed at yet another day without pay.

Tell me about it!! and the bills keep bilding and the banks officals keep getting richer!!! this resession is a real pain show the people who say its a scare tactic and ill show them starving families, people stressing over where the next few pennies are to come from to meet a bill or the man whos lost the family home!??

yet our country is still giving millions in aid to other countries... what about home needs??

zippy656 · 05-03-2009, 12:07

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Originally Posted by wolf

Tell me about it!! and the bills keep bilding and the banks officals keep getting richer!!! this resession is a real pain show the people who say its a scare tactic and ill show them starving families, people stressing over where the next few pennies are to come from to meet a bill or the man whos lost the family home!??

yet our country is still giving millions in aid to other countries... what about home needs??

well said

willow · 05-03-2009, 23:19

had to try and stop 2 members of staff leaving today all down to not wanting to do the tests

One in tears

A lot of what they are testing us on does not relate to the job just how you do on paper. I thought nvq type courses were ment to relate to the job

So why do we have to plan a bus trip

We sell shoes

and do not use buses

I have questioned some of their answers got the poor old assesor in a right
pickle

Ok here is an easy one
You go into a shop and you are not happy with the service what do you do

1.Carry on shopping
2.complain
3.leave the shop and find some where else you like

NNMan · 06-03-2009, 21:17

Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

-- Sauce unknown

zippy656 · 06-03-2009, 21:34

wonderfull!

extreme-4x4 · 06-03-2009, 22:20

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Originally Posted by zippy656

wonderfull!

see it made perfect seance to zippy

zippy656 · 06-03-2009, 22:25

casue it did..

ssteve · 06-03-2009, 22:36

NVQ =not very quick lol
ssteve

willow · 06-03-2009, 23:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by NNMan

Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

-- Sauce unknown

I love this it will be pinned up at work so we can all have a laugh

Just what we all need thanks

willow · 06-03-2009, 23:06

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Originally Posted by ssteve

NVQ =not very quick lol
ssteve

Yep that right

But if your too quick you can not see what your doing

willow · 06-03-2009, 23:11

And thanks Zippy the square route worked

zippy656 · 06-03-2009, 23:13

thats good then

see every one im clever i am!

05-03-2009, 23:19	#20
willow Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Norfolk East Vehicle: terrano11 1995 TD Posts: 1,955	had to try and stop 2 members of staff leaving today all down to not wanting to do the tests One in tears A lot of what they are testing us on does not relate to the job just how you do on paper. I thought nvq type courses were ment to relate to the job So why do we have to plan a bus trip We sell shoesand do not use buses I have questioned some of their answers got the poor old assesor in a right pickle Ok here is an easy one You go into a shop and you are not happy with the service what do you do 1.Carry on shopping 2.complain 3.leave the shop and find some where else you like

06-03-2009, 21:17	#21
NNMan Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: West Scotland Posts: 575	Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error rite Its rarely ever wrong. Eye have run this poem threw it I am shore your pleased two no Its letter perfect in it's weigh My chequer tolled me sew. -- Sauce unknown

06-03-2009, 21:34	#22
zippy656 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Devizes Wiltshire Vehicle: Nissan Note Ntec 1.5 Posts: 14,138	wonderfull!

06-03-2009, 22:25	#24
zippy656 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Devizes Wiltshire Vehicle: Nissan Note Ntec 1.5 Posts: 14,138	casue it did..

06-03-2009, 22:36	#25
ssteve Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: west cumberland Posts: 632	NVQ =not very quick lol ssteve

06-03-2009, 23:11	#28
willow Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Norfolk East Vehicle: terrano11 1995 TD Posts: 1,955	And thanks Zippy the square route worked

06-03-2009, 23:13	#29
zippy656 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Devizes Wiltshire Vehicle: Nissan Note Ntec 1.5 Posts: 14,138	thats good then see every one im clever i am!