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Old 01-02-2009, 00:12   #1
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Old 01-02-2009, 00:28   #2
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but does it help with spelling.?






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Old 01-02-2009, 01:27   #3
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Leave Zippy alone
He is ok the way he is
You now you would all miss him
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Old 01-02-2009, 09:08   #4
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but does it help with spelling.?

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So any tablets for Spelling Tezzer??



Tanks willow, thayll miss me when i go away in agust!! 10 days with out me...



oh.. some might start to count the days till i go!
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morning zippy, your ok as your are mate, peeps might miss you so much they might join you on hols!!!! SmileyCentral.com


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well Ill be in the liverpool area, so want to meet up PM me well can try
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well Ill be in the liverpool area, so want to meet up PM me well can try
Would have loved to meet up with you but sadly away at the same time.
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Old 01-02-2009, 17:02   #8
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well Ill be in the liverpool area, so want to meet up PM me well can try
Can I ask why you would go to Liverpool for your holls ??
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blimey zippy i was only joking mate




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Old 01-02-2009, 18:03   #10
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Can I ask why you would go to Liverpool for your holls ??
sure you can ask..



very very simple. ive never been!

want to do scotland too. but thats going to be a few years yet.. also need to stop over night on way up with the caravan..
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just casue you dont , some one else might!!!

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