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Old 15-07-2017, 19:40   #1
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Red face old age sex

80 year old man finds his wife naked and doing a handstand up against a wall ,

shocked he says " what on earth are you doing ? "

wife says " I know you cant get it up , perhaps you can drop it in "
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Old 15-07-2017, 19:47   #2
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That's put me right off my macaroni cheese!
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Old 15-07-2017, 21:22   #3
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love it
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Old 15-07-2017, 21:37   #4
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That's put me right off my macaroni cheese!
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It just changed my vision of an old couple standing next to the swimming pool, one says to the other.."Do you fancy a dip"

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