15-07-2017, 19:40 | #1 |
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old age sex
80 year old man finds his wife naked and doing a handstand up against a wall ,
shocked he says " what on earth are you doing ? " wife says " I know you cant get it up , perhaps you can drop it in " |
15-07-2017, 19:47 | #2 |
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That's put me right off my macaroni cheese!
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15-07-2017, 21:22 | #3 |
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love it
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15-07-2017, 21:37 | #4 |
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15-07-2017, 22:57 | #5 |
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16-07-2017, 04:09 | #6 |
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It just changed my vision of an old couple standing next to the swimming pool, one says to the other.."Do you fancy a dip"
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16-07-2017, 08:02 | #7 |
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